Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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