Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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