just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
In America we eat man semen.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You coming home soon, man?
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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