Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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