It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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