i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You need a sexual gate keeper
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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