I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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