I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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