you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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