Do vagina's smell?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
This couple is walking their pig around campus
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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