But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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