no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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