She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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