moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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