if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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