oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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