my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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