Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Operation Purity has been aborted
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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