I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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