we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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