Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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