Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I'm really busy with my period
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