More tranny stories later!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
