his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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