let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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