The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
