I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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