hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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