Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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