She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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