Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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