my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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