I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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