So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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