that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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