Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
