Pregnant stripper...not hot.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Randomize
