Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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