Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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