Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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