We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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