thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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