i barfeds in our rink
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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