I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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