I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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