So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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