On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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