oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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