if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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