I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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