Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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