There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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