Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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