is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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