who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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