Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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