She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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