I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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