yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Im part way to drunk.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Who died my cat blue again?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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